From some dumb magazine.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0354356/

AP HARTFORD, Conn. – A 200-pound domesticated chimpanzee who once starred in TV commercials for Old Navy and Coca-Cola was shot dead by police after a violent rampage that left a friend of its owner badly mauled. Sandra Herold, who owned the 15-year-old chimp named Travis, wrestled with the animal after it inexplicably attacked her friend Charla Nash, 55. Nash had gone to Herold’s home in Stamford on Monday to help her coax the chimp back into the house after he got out, police said. After the animal lunged at Nash when she got out of her car, Herold ran inside to call 911 and returned armed. “She retrieved a large butcher knife and stabbed her longtime pet numerous times in an effort to save her friend, who was really being brutally attacked,” said Stamford police Capt. Richard Conklin. Nash was in critical condition Tuesday after suffering what Stamford Mayor Dannel Malloy called “life-changing, if not life-threatening,” injuries to her face and hands. Her sister-in-law, Kate Nash, said Tuesday morning that Nash underwent surgery Monday night and came out of it “OK.” Conklin said police don’t know what triggered the attack. “There was no provocation that we know of. One thing that we’re looking into is that we understand the chimpanzee has Lyme disease and has been ill from that, so maybe from the medications he was out of sorts. We really don’t know,” Conklin said. Colleen McCann, a primatologist at the Bronx Zoo, said Tuesday that chimpanzees are unpredictable and dangerous even after living among humans for years. “It’s deceiving to think that if any animal is … well-behaved around humans, that means there is no risk involved to humans for potential outbursts of behavior,” she said. “They are unpredictable, and in instances like this you cannot control that behavior or prevent it from happening if it is in a private home.” After the initial attack, Travis ran away and started roaming Herold’s property until police arrived, setting up security so medics could reach the critically injured woman, Conklin said. But the chimpanzee returned and went after several of the officers, who retreated into their cars, Conklin said. Travis knocked the mirror off a cruiser before opening its door and starting to get in, trapping the officer. That officer shot the chimpanzee several times, Conklin said. The wounded chimpanzee fled the scene, but Conklin said police were able to follow the trail of his blood: down the driveway, into the open door of the home, through the house and to his living quarters, where he had retreated and died of his wounds. Herold and two officers also received minor injuries, police said. A woman answering the door at Herold’s house Tuesday morning declined to comment. Conklin told reporters the chimp was acting so agitated earlier that afternoon that Herold gave him the anti-anxiety drug Xanax in some tea. Conklin also suggested the animal may have attacked Nash because she was wearing her hair differently and perhaps wasn’t recognized. The chimpanzee was well-known around Stamford because he rode around in trucks belonging to the towing company operated by his owners. Police have dealt with him in the past, including an incident in 2003 when he escaped from his owners’ vehicle in downtown Stamford for two hours. Officers used cookies, macadamia treats and ice cream in an attempt to lure him, but subdued him only after he became too tired to resist. At the time of the 2003 incident, police said the Herolds told them the chimpanzee was toilet trained, dressed himself, took his own bath, ate at the table and drank wine from a stemmed glass. He also brushed his teeth using a Water Pik, logged onto the computer to look at pictures, and watched television using the remote control, police said. When he was younger, Travis appeared on TV commercials for Old Navy and Coca-Cola, made an appearance on the “Maury Povich Show” and took part in a television pilot, according to a 2003 story in The Advocate newspaper of Stamford. “He’s been raised almost like a child by this family,” Conklin said Monday. “He rides in a car every day, he opens doors, he’s a very unique animal in that aspect. We have no indication of what provoked this behavior at all.”

Here is an excerpt from her “hopefully not literally” titled play, “Hillary Clinton Got Me Pregnant.”

Perhaps coming to a stage near you, as she plans on taking it on the road.

In other news, my girlfriend, although loving Gogerty herself, might be getting sick of the crush I kind of have on her.

“This was part of a rather terrible short horror anthology, but I thought this one stuck out.”

And that’s all there is.  Wish I knew what it was, because I’m kind of interested now.

After I went through all the entries (I recommend you do the same) I thought to myself…
How heartbroken will I be if I ever decide to pick up and move?

Like your first love, it just sounds like you never get over it.
Enjoy.

Adolescence

The New York Times Book Review published an interview with a woman whose novel had been given the place of honor in the Book Review that week. Her novel, according to the Times, traced a woman called Vida through her years in the Movement. Of the Movement, the author of the novel remembered this:

I remember walking around with other organizers and fantasizing about what we would do after the revolution with all the buildings, what human uses they could be put up to. What marvelous daycare centers and hospices they would become.

This woman was talking about New York City. Her idea had been that the revolution would bring better parks to New York, and beautiful places to live, and day-care centers, and hospices. Her idea was that New York should be human. Now, this is simply a mistake. New York is an inhuman machine put together to serve the most ambitious interests of a certain part of America secular society. It has human aspects, because human needs must be met before ambitions can proceed toward realization, but the fulfillment of those human needs is an uninteresting precondition of the life of the ambitions. In human terms, there is no reason to live in New York, and if New York were to become a city in which day-care centers and hospices were the dominant institutions it would soon be depopulated.

George W. S. Trow
WITHIN THE CONTEXT OF NO CONTEXT

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3.

Home is so Sad

Home is so sad. It stays as it was left,
Shaped to the comfort of the last to go
As if to win them back. Instead, bereft
Of anyone to please, it withers so,
Having no heart to put aside the theft

And turn again to what it started as,
A joyous shot at how things ought to be,
Long fallen wide. You can see how it was:
Look at the pictures and the cutlery.
The music in the piano stool. That vase.

Philip Larkin

The Wild Beasts debut album Limbo, Panto is one of my favorite new albums (new to me, at least), and, while this doesn’t totally account for my liking it, I think it’s partly because I’m a sucker for men singing in falsetto.  That being said, there are, to this day, still relatively few women musicians that I listen to regularly.  Is that societies problem?  Or just mine?

(sucker is a suggestive choice of words — it’s not meant to be)

And