“One-woman Play Makes Audience Love All Women.”

Fellow Heartpunchers know about my not-so-secret disdain for one-man plays. I’ve even written my own, in response, called “The Worst One-Man Play Ever Written” that’s all meta and little poignancy. But as long as Wallace Shawn, and now Megan Gogerty want to write them, I will always be hesitant to use my pull and influence (I ate Thai food with Paula Vogel back in 2008 ) to destroy them forever.

Here is an excerpt from her “hopefully not literally” titled play, “Hillary Clinton Got Me Pregnant.”

Perhaps coming to a stage near you, as she plans on taking it on the road.

In other news, my girlfriend, although loving Gogerty herself, might be getting sick of the crush I kind of have on her.